Mountains of Mayo

Remember John Travolta’s Pulp Fiction line about how the Dutch eat French Fries with mayonnaise? “I seen ‘em do it, man. They fuckin’ drown ‘em in that shit.” It’s totally true. But mayo's not just for fries. My boyfriend, a bona fide Dutch chloresterol addict, likes to top almost everything with it, including my homemade moussaka--difficult for the chef (that's me) to take, but he swears by it. Tonight I'm making him salmon cakes smothered with wasabi mayonaise, only I'm not sure how much mayo to use. Last time I used 3/4 cup thinking it would be overkill. Sadly, I was wrong, wrong, wrong.