Arrested Development

For the latest on the local police beat: Cops fail to apprehend parrot

Police failed yesterday to arrest a parrot at a flat in Eindhoven. According to De Telegraaf, the nine-man strong team busted doors and searced the entire house and alas, failed to find the parrot. The police have refused to say why they were looking for the bird, why they needed nine men, or how they plan to pay for the damage.

Big black tax hole, anyone?